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Just For laughs

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I love having a good laugh and they say laughter is the best medicine, right? Right. A few weeks ago I posted a resignation letter on my facebook page, one that i had fun writing because it made me laugh and it was fun to write. I got a few people calling me up asking how I could do that?! (lighten up people...I'm just exercising my writing skills lol). I did not hand that in to my seniors, I don't think I'd have the strength to. I'd feel bad about it. So here it is, I decided to publish it because I'm still liking the composition =) and I can.

Dear Boss,

I quit!
Also i can honestly say i am ecstatic about leaving this company.Your company sucks and your conditions are terrible. I don’t like the work, I don’t like my fellow employees, and I don’t like you. I am tendering my resignation effective immediately and I’m heading for the open road.

Watching you bounce and parade around the office pretending to know what you were doing was more nauseating than my stomach could bear.

Now, i don't expect you to care about my well being because you don't even care about your own children or your spouse. That is why you rather spend most of your time in your office after hours pretending to do the company's work.

Don’t worry about writing me a reference. I don’t need references where I’m heading. So, consider our bridges burnt.

Best regards,

On To a Better Tomorrow 

=)

Hyacintha
xoxo

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