From Malawi With Love

I was going through a journal of mine when I came across something I wrote some few years ago. I had titled it "My Boyfriend List" and when I read through it, I laughed at some of the things I wrote but some of things, well, I'd still maintain. I think everyone has their own list of someone they would like to be with. Whether you take the time to write it down or it's just there in your head, but you still have it. Here goes mine: Christian. Non negotiable. Tall. Or at least my height Someone who respects me Smart. I like brainy guys. Like very brainy guys #Nerds. Something about nerds... Funny. I want someone who can crack me up, who has a sense of humor. Employed / Looking for a job. Hardworking He needs to like children. Someone who dresses well. Thank you. Eats well. I understand some diseases are hereditary but to actually go looking for them is just plain ridiculous. Someone who takes care of himself. Personal hygiene. Someone who understands sarca...

I love having a good laugh and they say laughter is the best medicine, right? Right. A few weeks ago I posted a resignation letter on my facebook page, one that i had fun writing because it made me laugh and it was fun to write. I got a few people calling me up asking how I could do that?! (lighten up people...I'm just exercising my writing skills lol). I did not hand that in to my seniors, I don't think I'd have the strength to. I'd feel bad about it. So here it is, I decided to publish it because I'm still liking the composition =) and I can. Dear Boss, I quit! Also i can honestly say i am ecstatic about leaving this company.Your company sucks and your conditions are terrible. I don’t like the work, I don’t like my fellow employees, and I don’t like you. I am tendering my resignation effective immediately and I’m heading for the open road. Watching you bounce and parade around the office pretending to know what you were doing was mor e nauseating than my stomach c...